I’ve got the shop-a-holic blues

My mate has bought some brand new shoes;

Sexy, black with toes a-peeping –

Heels that almost reach the ceiling!

 

My shoes are dull

And flat and frumpy;

To house my feet –

All gnarled and stumpy

 

No way on earth

Could I totter

In shoes like that –

With my pigs trotters!

 

So – stop the press!

Spread the news!

My mate has bought some brand new shoes;

And now I’ve REALLY got the blues –

 

THEY’RE ONLY RUDDY JIMMY CHOO’S!!

 

 

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