I’ve got the shop-a-holic blues
My mate has bought some brand new shoes;
Sexy, black with toes a-peeping –
Heels that almost reach the ceiling!
My shoes are dull
And flat and frumpy;
To house my feet –
All gnarled and stumpy
No way on earth
Could I totter
In shoes like that –
With my pigs trotters!
So – stop the press!
Spread the news!
My mate has bought some brand new shoes;
And now I’ve REALLY got the blues –
THEY’RE ONLY RUDDY JIMMY CHOO’S!!
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