If you ever need a plumber
Or someone to paint a wall –
My husband likes to fix things,
So just give him a call!
He’s Picasso with a paint brush,
He’s Da Vinci with some wood;
Give him a screw – and any tool;
He’ll try to make it good!
He’s a bonafide ‘fix it’ man;
He preaches ‘making do’ –
With a nail in here, some filler there;
There’s no need to buy new!
So it’s farewell to Bank Holidays,
We know what we’ll be doing –
Trudging up and down the isles;
He’ll have us ‘B & Q’ing!
He’ll be gazing at the guttering;
Drooling over drills;
And anything that ‘whirrs’ or ‘clanks’
Is sure to give him thrills!
So don’t hold back, just call –
If you need some DIY;
And if you’re looking for a ‘bodger’;
Look no further, he’s your guy!