Just hear those purses jingling
Cash tills ringing in too!
Come on its lovely weather
For Merry Hill shopping with you!

Inside the queues are forming
And they’re all swarming due to –
The brand new I Phone 7
And the Hatchimals in pink or blue!

(Oh my) Giddy Aunt!
Giddy Aunt!
Giddy Aunt, let’s go!
I’m out of dough –
I wish we had won on the lotto!

Bloody Hell!
Bloody Hell!
Bloody Hell, A GRAND!
I never planned,
To spend so much in this place –
I think Christmasses should be BANNED!

My cheeks are red and rosy
Now my nose needs a blowsy –
Can we –
Go back home together
For a lovely cup of Yorkshire Tea?

Let’s take the isle before us,
And buy a muffin or two;
Come on lets stuff the diet,
I love to sit and pig-out with you!

There’s no Christmas spirit
In the shops at Merry Hill;
Shopping is like swallowing a bitter pill;
When you want to go in and buy
Without a fuss –
But end up with lots of stuff that you don’t want –
Superfluous! (crap crap crap!)

Just hear those purses jingling
Cash tills ringing in too –
We’ve gone back home
Far away from the hullaballoo!
Outside the snow is falling
But it’s not making me blue,
We made a late booking on –
A package deal to Peru!
A package deal to Peru!
Merry Christmas

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