Dig out your tartan Tam O’ Shanter
Read words of love to enchant her
Have a wee dram from the decanter –
It’s a Burns Night celebration!

Welcome Stuarts, McFee, McCloud,
Come and join the happy crowd
Our Robbie he made Scotland proud
It’s a Burns Night celebration!

Address the haggis with respect
With neeps and tatties have it decked
Toast the Bard until you’re wrecked!
It’s a Burns Night celebration!

A few more drams of single malt
Do the highland fling – and a summersault;
(The smashed antique was not your fault…)
It’s a Burns Night celebration!

Another whiskey? Just one more
Singing songs of days of yore
Like a proper Celtic troubador –
It’s a Burns Night celebration!

The time is only half past nine
And now you’ve gone and crossed the line
You’re drinking whiskey, drinking wine…
On this Burns night celebration!

Rod Stuart’s on and you are ‘Sailing’;
It’s time to stop the guests are flailing
The bairn next door has started wailing –
On this Burns Night celebration!

Out in the garden neath Scot’s pine
To recite the Bard’s most famous line;
So raise a glass to ‘Auld Lang Syne’-
On this Burns Night celebration!

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