I will drink pints of lager!
Dance in my knickers!
Dye my hair pink!
Wink at the Vicars!
Stay up all night
And watch lots of porn!
Protest on street corners
With a bull horn!
Cause havoc on buses!
Mayhem at bingo!
Play gangsta rap!
Learn Rasta lingo!
Eat pizza for breakfast!
Porridge for tea!
Go skinny dipping
In the sea!
Chat up young men
All over the place!
When I am old –
I’ll be a fucking disgrace!

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